I have always had a problem flirting with guys. I don’t understand why girls flip their hair, wear tighter clothes, and laugh obnoxiously just to get a guy to notice them. As soon as a cute guy walks by, girls smile bigger, suck in their stomachs, and stick out their chests almost like they are trying to hit someone with their boobs. But I am here to give you an alternative to flirting – it’s a magical thing called quoting movies.
The one thing guys love more than watching movies is quoting them ALL the time. It’s like they have this inside joke that never seems to stop being funny. So girls, I am going to do you a favor. Here are five movie quotes that you can say to a guy when you are trying to “flirt” with them.
1. Anchorman: “I’m in a glass case of emotion”.
Now, this quote is used to play down how much of an emotional wreck you are. If you are with a guy and you realize you might have said too much about how much you are feeling, say this quote. It will get him to laugh and kind of cover up how emotionally unstable you really are.
2. Anchorman: ” Well that escalated quickly”
This quote is perfect to use when you see another couple fighting. It will show everyone how funny you are, and even make you seem down to earth. But in reality, we know in two months you are going to be the crazy bitch screaming at her boyfriend.
3. Zoolander: “There’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking”.
This one is great to use when you need a compliment from a guy. Admit it girls, we constantly need compliments. Instead of fishing for them like you usually do, just say this quote. It makes you look funny and confident.
4. Wedding Crashers: ” Ma, the meatloaf fuck!
DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT use this quote until you are ready. This quote is only to be used when you are ready for the big leagues. You have to wait until it feels right. When you want to show a guy how funny you are, use this quote. He won’t chuckle, he will LAUGH.
5. Step Brothers: “That’s so funny. The last time I saw that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur”.
This quote is great to use when you want to make fun of a guy. Use it when the joke he said wasn’t that funny, so it will lighten the mood and show that you have a good sense of humor. But don’t use it when he really thinks that his joke is funny because then it will wound his ego.
That’s all I have for now. But keep in mind, I quote movies instead of flirting and I have been single for way longer than I am proud to admit.