The Art of Quoting Chick Movies for Guys

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Hey Fellahs,

I know you all LOVE quoting movies. Any chance you get, you are spitting out lines from Old School and Dodgeball, even though most people have no idea what you are talking about. The art of quoting takes practice. You can’t just spit out a random quote from Anchorman and expect to get the laughs. When you drop a raunchy or hilarious quote from one of your favorite comedies, it has to be at the right place at the right time.

Now, even though I can quote most guy comedies, a lot of girls don’t understand what you are talking about. Yes, they have seen Wedding Crashers and Step Brothers, but do not understand when you randomly say, “Ma, the meatloaf, FUCK!”.

But, that does not mean girls don’t like funny movies. Chicks LOVE quoting from two particular movies, Mean Girls and Bridesmaids. Nothing makes girl laugh more than one someone quotes, “I’m gonna leave this open? Cause it’s called civil rights! This is the 90s!”.

So guys, here is my gift to you. Although Bridesmaids and Mean Girls are hysterical, I am going to save you the time from watching them over and over again just so you can quote around the ladies. Here are five different situations where you can quote one of these movies. Trust me if you can drop the quote in the right situation, girls will want to climb you like tree.

1. Drinking a beer

Quote: “Oh, shit, that’s fresh”

Movie: Bridesmaids

When you open a beer and take a sip from it, say “Shit that’s fresh”. This line is hysterical and it will cause all the girls around you to laugh. It’s a quick line say you have to say it sharply and it with confidence.

2. Congratulating someone

Quote: “You go Glen Coco”

Movie: Mean Girls

This is the perfect line to use when you congratulate a girl on something. For example, if she does really well on a paper or gets an internship, drop this line. It will make her chuckle and feel proud of herself for her accomplishments. You will seem funny and supportive, a great combination.

3. Talking about an unwanted visitor

Quote: “She doesn’t even go here”

Movie: Mean Girls

This quote is tricky. You have to say it as soon as the situation arises.  If you are surrounded by girls at a party and someone they don’t know walks in, they are most likely going to start talking about her. Once they start talking about her, say “She doesn’t even go here”. You have to be quick because this is one of the most quoted lines in Mean Girls. All of the girls were thinking about saying it, so if you say it before they do, you are golden.

4. Making her feel better

Quote: “You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!”

Movie: Bridesmaid

Girls can be emotional. So if you see a girl crying about how she thinks she is fat or how much she hates her outfit (it might be her time of month), lighten the mood by saying this line. It will automatically bring a smile to her face and make her feel better instantly. Just make sure you say it at the right place and right time or else you could sound super creepy.

 

5. Picking her up for a date.

Quote: “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

Movie: Mean Girls 

When you pick her up for a first date, you need to make a good impression. As you pull up to her driveway and she comes out the door make sure you yell, “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.” This will start the date on the right foot, and maybe even help you get a second one.

That’s all I have for now folks. Remember, deliver the quote with confidence and at the right time.

Stay classy,

Hannah